First Day Of School Is Always The Toughest

Well I had my first day of school. I sat next to this woman who I will not sit next to again. She’s about my age but she comes walking in with her designer coffee and fancy leather briefcase and those black glasses that Elle Woods wore in Legally Blond. All during the class she did two things: 1) she chewed gum with an occasional snapping here and there (which annoys me no end); and 2) she keep nodding her head when the instructor spoke. Why are you nodding your head in agreement? You’re taking the class to learn this stuff. If you already know it and you can agree with what he is saying then take your gum chewing, designer coffee, black glasses out of here and let someone in the class who doesn’t know everything. I sure hope she doesn’t join pep club and I’m damn sure she won’t get on the dance committee. I’m not planning any sock hops with her!